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The Wait is Over! Royal Baby has Arrived – First Pictures!

The King has just learned that Kate Middleton just gave birth to a healthy baby boy!

But there is a major problem and the Royals are in a quandry as to what to do about it.

The King managed to get this picture from one of his sources within the Royal Family.

Turns out this may have been the result of a very short affair the future queen had with her Jamaican butler.

However that is all speculation at this point. The formal announcement should come in the near future as soon as they can figure out a story that the media will buy.

The King has also discovered that Harry was absolutely LIVID! He was heard berating the future queen for being a whore and he is not exactly thrilled about his new set of horns.

More as the story develops.

Boston Bombers Ashes Spread over Boston Marathon Route

The King of Irony thru his very reliable sources has discovered that the Funeral Director that is in charge of Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s body is claiming that the body was cremated Sunday Night and then the family took the ashes and spread them along the Marathon route!

Since no cemetery would accept his remains, the family decided the best way to deal with it was to cremate him.  Whose great idea it was to spread the ashes along the Marathon Route, that the King does not know.

Somehow the King does not think the families of the victims are going to like this.

Boston Marathon Route where Bombers Ashes were allegedly spread.

However, the King does not believe any laws were broken.

Father Shoots 7 Year Old Boy

This monster low life trailer dwelling piece o excrement, Joseph Loughrey, killed his own son while putting away his pistol.  The kid died in his arms.  Is there a lower form of humanity?  But he is still walking around.

I guarantee if the father would have been black….he would have been taken to jail immediately.  Instead the animal was let go by the Police cause he was distraught.  Well, I hope he was distraught.

Do the right thing Joseph….use that 9 mm just one more time.

Weak Sister

This lady must have been on the edge before this all happened.  Who kills themselves over a prank call?

The King  thought the stunt was hilarious……this is a classic case of someone taking a joke far too seriously.

Nothing was divulged that we didn’t already know, mainly that this Kate lady is a hypochondriac …who goes to the hospital for morning sickness?

nurse Jacintha Saldanha – Weak Sister

If Jacinta was that emotionally fragile, maybe we are better off with her gone….who knows what she might have done?

I guess some people just can’t take a joke.

 

Saif al-Islam Gaddaf – Scum Son Captured….first pictures

The unbelieveably scummy low life Saif al-Islam Gaddafi was captured in the desert as he was trying to slither into Niger.

He is pictured showing his severely injured hand, missing 3 fingers.  He is being held in the interior.

The People of Libya need to severely fuck with this low life…..I think he should be set on fire on national television.

How does it feel now Saif?  Where is your River of Blood?  Running down your arm…ha ha.

 

 

 

Steve Jobs – Entrepreneur and Super Cheap Skate

Steve Jobs died yesterday at 56.  He was a world class entrepreneur, yes it is true.

Steve Jobs gives hand sign for how much he has donated to charity over the years.

But did you know the man was a moral trainwreck?  Not only did he never in his life donate one cent to charity….but they had to sue him to get him to recognize his DAUGHTER that he had out of wedlock.  He refused to acknowledge her and it took a court case to make him pay her a little support.

Great Entrepeneur and businessman…..YES

Overall Tight Wad and Moral Trainwreck YES!

Maybe if you hadn’t been so cheap in your life the good lord would have let you live a few more years!

 

 

 

Mystery of Hank Williams Jr. Cap Solved

Mystery of A on Cap Solved!

There has been much speculation recently about the King of Trailer Trash, Hank Williams Jr., over the well worn cap that he wears.

Some proclaim the A stands for Atlanta Braves while others put forward the notion that it stands for Alabama University.

The King of Irony thru his confidential contacts has discovered that the A actually stands for ASSHOLE.  Who would have guessed?

Now that we will no longer be accosted by his dulcet tones on MNF…..since it turns out that he really is an ASSHOLE and has the political slant of a mideast dictator.

You won’t be missed trailer-trash dude!

Cheney Mason Sums it Up; Gives Finger to Media

Cheney Mason Tells the Press What He Thinks

The true hero of the Casey Anthony Trial is attorney Cheney Mason.  Pictured above indicating to the media just what he thinks about them and their hysterical coverage of the trial.

The King is amazed at the brainless media and how dissapointed they are with the verdict.  Especially the Trailer Trash Witch, Nancy Grace.

Casey is going to be rich…..the worthless Prosecutor, Jeff Ashton, whose imcompetence is only matched by his hubris…..better look for another job.

All in all the King is suprised that Casey got a fair trial especially in Florida….and especially in front of the Bozo Judge, Belvin ‘the pervert’ Perry.

However the King makes the prediction that within 5 years, Casey will be back in prison for something.  Just like OJ, every scumbag Prosecutor in America will be after her, and like OJ, she will probably be railroaded on some trumped up charge to get a Prosecutors revenge for incompetence.

A Bad Week for the Prosecution

Cyrus Vance, the other low life Prosecutor is also looking for another job after he totally blew the DSK case.  And so it goes.

Belvin Perry Jr. – Most Arrogant Jerk in America

Belvin Perry Jr. is affirmative action in action.

A fine example of Affirmative Action

This arrogant bozo of a judge should be shining shoes somewhere and certainly not sitting in judgement over anyone.  This is a shining example of Affirmative Action without which Judge Perry would be delivering letters for the post office or in jail.

Whatever happens, because of Bozo the Judge, the appeals court will be the ultimate decider.  So many flaws – Just one; Bozo allows the Prosectution to put these huge screens up all over the courtroom where they play a slide show of the little girl morphed into the skull they found….over and over again.  That is unheard of in a courtroom so incredibly prejudicial…that alone will get her conviction overturned and a new trial in front of a real judge, not a Clown.

Why continue the trial over the weekend costing the state of Florida triple time on everyone involved.  So the arrogant jerk of a judge can be on national television on Sunday…..no other reason.

And what is with that Anthony trial anyway….the King just doesn’t understand why Casey gets a 4 week trial and some poor  black lady gets a 10 minute trial for the same thing?

American justice is so incrediby skewed, it is unbelievable.

Today they reduced the bail for DSK, turns out the ho that accused him was indeed a ho.  Turns out she lied on her Asylum Application….look for her worthless ass to be deported back to Ghana where the slut belongs.

DSK is an arrogant jerk…..but what the American Criminal Justice system did to him was outrageous…..and so typical of a police state.  Some slut makes an accusation and they immediately arrest the guy…..then they investigate.

Back to Perry.  Some guy in the audience very subtly gave the prosecutor the finger….this arrogant out of control scum sucking Judge put this kid in jail for 6 days.

Yo Judge….I got both hands raised in the bronx salute and you can suck my weiner if you don’t like it.