The Wait is Over! Royal Baby has Arrived – First Pictures!

Black babyThe King has just learned that Kate Middleton just gave birth to a healthy baby boy!

But there is a major problem and the Royals are in a quandry as to what to do about it.

The King managed to get this picture from one of his sources within the Royal Family.

Turns out this may have been the result of a very short affair the future queen had with her Jamaican butler.

However that is all speculation at this point. The formal announcement should come in the near future as soon as they can figure out a story that the media will buy.

The King has also discovered that Harry was absolutely LIVID! He was heard berating the future queen for being a whore and he is not exactly thrilled about his new set of horns.

More as the story develops.

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One Response to The Wait is Over! Royal Baby has Arrived – First Pictures!

  1. s says:

    Paternity test on the Maury Povich Show is in order

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